My sister, Lydia, made sure everyone at her wedding knew I was the pathetic single one. She seated me at the reject table, introduced me as «still looking for someone,» and even had her bridesmaids whisper about my sad love life. But when a mysterious stranger whispered, «Act like you’re with me,» what happened next turned her perfect day into my perfect revenge.
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The wedding hall sparkled with golden lights and crystal chandeliers, but all I could focus on was the table number in my hand: Table 12. The singles’ table. The reject table. The place where Lydia had strategically placed me to make sure everyone knew her older sister was still alone.
I’m Hannah, and I should probably start by explaining how I ended up as the family disappointment at my own sister’s fairytale wedding. Lydia and I had never been close, but the competition between us had reached toxic levels over the past year. Ever since she got engaged to Richard, a successful investment banker from a wealthy family, she’d made it her personal mission to remind me that I was thirty-two and still single.
«Maybe you should try dating apps again,» she’d say with fake concern during family dinners at our parents’ house. «I mean, you can’t be picky forever. Time is running out, Hannah.» Our mother, Diane, would nod sympathetically while our father, Adam, would change the subject awkwardly.
But Lydia never let it go. She seemed to take genuine pleasure in my romantic failures, as if my single status somehow validated her own happiness. The morning of her wedding, she called me with what she claimed was sisterly advice.
«Hannah, honey, I know today might be hard for you,» she said, her voice dripping with condescension. «Seeing everyone so happy and in love… just try not to look too miserable in the photos, okay? And please don’t spend the whole night talking to the bartender like you did at Cousin Joanne’s wedding.»
That should have been my first warning about what was coming. When I arrived at the Grandview Manor reception hall wearing a beautiful navy dress I’d spent weeks picking out, Lydia’s maid of honor, Marion, approached me. She held a clipboard and wore that particular smile people use when they’re about to deliver bad news.
«Oh, Hannah, let me show you to your table,» she said with the same fake sweetness Lydia specialized in. Table 12 was tucked in the back corner, near the kitchen doors where the catering staff bustled in and out. The others seated there were Lydia’s single co-workers who barely acknowledged my existence and our elderly great-aunt Janet, who spent the evening complaining about the music’s volume and asking if I’d considered lowering my standards.
But the real humiliation came during the family introductions. The reception was in full swing when Lydia decided to parade me around like a cautionary tale. She grabbed my arm and pulled me toward a group of Richard’s relatives—sophisticated-looking people who clearly came from money.
«And this is my sister, Hannah,» Lydia announced, her arm around Richard’s shoulder like she was claiming territory. «She’s our little career woman, still focusing on work instead of finding someone special.»
The group smiled politely while I stood there, feeling heat creep up my neck. Mrs. Wellington, Richard’s aunt, looked me up and down with obvious pity. «Oh, dear,» she said, patting my arm with a manicured hand. «Don’t worry. There’s someone for everyone.»
«Have you tried church groups?» she continued. «My nephew William met his wife at a prayer circle.»
Lydia laughed, not a kind laugh, but the laugh of someone enjoying another person’s discomfort. «Hannah’s very independent. Aren’t you, sis?» The way she said «independent» made it sound like a disease.
«I just haven’t found the right person yet,» I said, trying to keep my voice steady.
«Well, you can’t wait forever,» Richard’s mother, Margaret, chimed in. «My daughter waited too long and now she’s forty-five with fertility issues. Don’t make the same mistake.»
For the next hour, I endured a parade of Lydia’s friends and Richard’s family members offering unsolicited dating advice. Each conversation felt orchestrated, like Lydia had briefed them on exactly how to make me feel small. Joseph, Richard’s business partner, suggested I try lowering my expectations, while Christopher, a family friend, shared the story of his spinster aunt who finally found love at fifty with a widower who had six children.
Even the photographer seemed to be in on it. When it came time for family photos, he kept asking if I had a plus-one and looked genuinely confused when I said no. The breaking point, however, came during the bouquet toss.
«All the single ladies to the dance floor!» the DJ announced with an enthusiasm that felt like mockery. I tried to hide behind a marble pillar, but Marion spotted me and grabbed my arm. «Come on, Hannah. This could be your lucky day.»
I found myself pushed into a circle of twenty-something women who giggled and squealed as Lydia prepared to throw her bouquet. These were Richard’s younger cousins, fresh out of college with their whole lives ahead of them. Standing among them, I felt ancient and desperate.